Helping him off the road

Straight into the gutter

He is 55 years old, married with 2 kids and is a colleague of mine. Everyone, but almost everyone who meets him says that he looks extremely good for his age. Just to quote a dude at work “When my father became 55 he almost fell apart, I hope I end up looking as good as you do”. This 55 year old happens to like asian girls, his wife to whom he is married for over 30 years is asian. Last month he went on a holiday with the wife and kids to an Asian country. He met a cute 29 year old asian woman. At work he discusses openly with everyone about how he met her, what they did on the beach while his wife was asleep and his kids were clubbing. (I work in an environment where women are considered commodities and being judged by their looks and behaviour as described here is often encouraged I might post about this another time). So where do I come in? I help him I’ve taught him all about facebook, gmail etc. I even brought Baby Dell to work so he could Skype with his newest hottie during lunch. The brilliant thing was, his wife called during that specific lunch asking for him. Why I’m doing what I’m doing? One word: revenge. While being friendly and helpful, I’m already thinking about what to do with the saved conversation between him and his hottie on my mini netbook. You know this must be the only time I wish I had an Apple right now I see the logo as the fruit that Eve gave to Adam, after taking a bite and telling Adam to ahead and take a bite too. Aaah, how 2.0 would it be to hand over my Apple to him, convincing him that he should go ahead because nothing bad will happen. The seduction that leads to destruction

Why I’m doing what I’m doing? He found it very funny when a colleague who was transferred to another department decided to sexually harass me during his farewell dinner

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