Confessions of a HALO Fan 9/19/10

Well, the last couple of days I’ve spent going to or calling the same shops every day. Hoping for that special edition XBOX 360 to come in, no luck so far  The employees from the same shops say the same things, lady don’t expect to get that XBOX, it’s very rare and sought after by many. Of course I could order it online from Amazon. But here is the thing - it seems like mailmen in this country are on strike  I’m right now waiting for 3 items I ordered through several webshops weeks ago. While it pisses me off that I don’t have these items yet, I’d rather not have a rare special edition XBOX 360 getting “lost” in the mail  Plus I have to keep in mind that I will be jobless again as of the first of October, last year around the same time I was jobless and couldn’t afford to be. Four hundred dollars seemed like a fortune then. I’m not saying that it isn’t a lot of money now. But it would be a small chunk from my savings account.  Plus there are two ships with money on its way, so it’s tempting to spend the money anyway Then again if I stay jobless long enough 400 dollars would become a fortune again

Instead of keeping after this special edition XBOX 360 I decided to buy a new tele. Yups, it’s true, this is:

I’m such a talented GIMP artist, ain’t I My new tele is 20”, yeah I know it is small but unlike you guys I don’t have dick so there is no need for me to try impress people with the inches I have Often when I hear men discuss the inches of their tele’s I can’t help but wonder what it is they wish they were talking about  My tele has a dead pixel but I’m to lazy to return it, I sit too far away to notice and in time I will become blind to it. And again, I don’t have a dick and therefore I do not jerk off to photoshop perfect pictures of women (eeew a stretchmark, eeew cellulite) so I can live with that imperfection.   Don’t worry guys, I still love you

The game I’m currently playing is HALO ODST, I never played it before. And this my friends is why I stayed away from HALO and all that comes with it (forums, other blogs etc. etc.) I was scared that I would read or see spoilers Not to worry, Rampancy is on her way back

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